Mary knows how to say, "Josiah." She is quite cute when she says it. Lately however, she has taken to a less intimate nomenclature.
Mama, Someone is hurting me. (Josiah is grabbing her hair.)
Oh no! Someone is getting into your fizzy. (Josiah is teething on my seltzer water can.)
Ahhhhh, stop it Someone! (Josiah is using her as an aid to help him stand.)
We have no idea what prompted this dehumanizing progression. She doesn't use it exclusively, and can be heard just as often cooing his given name while covering his face with kisses. In fact, even when she uses her new pet name it isn't reserved only for discipline. She will kiss "Someone" and scold "Josiah." Whatever the reasoning, we all find it pretty hysterical.