The Adventures of Evilo and Yoj

Once upon a time there was a world filled with terror and no limericks. Two young girls knew they were destined to right this wrong, and thus was born:

The Adventures of Evilo and Yoj

There once was a girl named Dean,

who always spilled on her jeans.

She tried to be careful,

but still was disgraceful.

So, she never was clean!

There once was a colorful mare,

who had very long hair.

When they went for the shears

she just disappeared,

and wasn't seen anywhere.

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