Things you only hear from kids who are raised in a big family (and always using British accents):
Mary: Her name is Chrissiana. Her name is Giselle. Her name is Merida. We have so many children!
Leah: How many do you have?
Leah: Maybe you should get rid of some. You should drop some off at the orphanage because we only have one. Are you going to have more?
Mary: Oh yes.
Leah: Has your uterus ruptured yet?
Mary: No, not yet.
Leah: Then you can give me your next baby since you are going to have another one.
Mary: Okay. But only one, because I love them so much.
Leah: Oh, of course. I wouldn't have asked you for one of your children if I didn't think you loved them.
Mary: Alright. I'm so glad you asked. Now I need to go because I have so many children to fix dinner for.
|Leah and Mary with an orphan-cum-sister, Phoebe|